one day i want to be the black martha stewart

one day i want to be the black martha stewart

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the world doesn't owe you anything...

get over yourself.

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hello random baking session. i made homemade peanut butter, strawberry, funfetti, chocolate mint chip, orange cream and snicker-doodle cupcakes. yum yum.

hello random baking session. i made homemade peanut butter, strawberry, funfetti, chocolate mint chip, orange cream and snicker-doodle cupcakes. yum yum.

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i just don’t think one decision can make you’re whole life….unless you invent a zombie virus or something…
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mmm…want. yay today is halloween!

mmm…want.

yay today is halloween!

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i forgot how funny this was…

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well i thought it was delicious...

  • him: what are we going to do about dinner?
  • me: i'm having vodka for dinner.
  • him: you can't just have vodka for dinner.
  • me: you're right....i'm also eating croutons.
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the only way i could accept someone eating their kid is if they were a zombie, because at that point you’re not really you anymore, it’s all just “mmmmm braiiiiiins!!!
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dear trent reznor...

every time i listen to your songs i want to sex you up long time

please take this into consideration

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